Haaaa... I had forgotten that I did actually know the Chinese reading for 丸... who says Johnnys Entertainment teaches you nothing?? A fellow called 丸山 (Maruyama...) has a bizarre solo song where he chants the Chinese reading of his name "WAN SHAN..." over and over (I also think he shouts IECHYD DA (iechyd da... taiiyouu... I can't unhear it!) at some point but probably not eh)?

Here is a link if you feel particularly... inclined... warning, it starts with a good few seconds of, I think, monkeys chanting? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKaCR3HBAp8

So I also know 山 reads in Chinese as shan. Isn't that useful? He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes...